Mistar Youth

I got this mail today:

Hello…..,
My name is Boti Kangundu. i am a female, I will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you.This is because i don’t know the possibilities of remaining in forum for a long time please If you are interested in knowing more about me, and for me to send you some pictures of mine,
Thanks waiting to hear from you .
with love,
Miss Boti Kangundu.

Patent, agmark 100% shudh spam. A bit of digging into the email header showed me how I could have received this seemingly inviting message from a female Looks like it has come to me through my department email server. Plus, also seems that it has been sent via the btech mailing list. Man, if this female were real, she must’ve been brilliant: one shot proposal to an entire campus of IITians!

Wonder how it would be if I had a girlfriend with that name.

• Poetry would go like “Boti, my sweety, you’re a beauty, don’t be so naughty” (lines shamelessly copied from Raj Kumar’s “Eef you come today”, the best English song evar in an Indian film)
• Boti in bed - Think of arousing ways of calling the name “Boti”, “Kangundu” in the throes of passion (Caveat: The passion stage is possible only if provided the girl looks the part)
• If she ever comes down with Elephantiasis, I’ll have to call her “Boti Kaalgundu”.(Note to self: that was LAME.) (Note Note to self: That was even more lame.)(Note Note Note to self: Aaargh!)
• My imagination can run out. Hell, what can anyone do with a girlfriend named Boti Kangundu?

And if the real Boti Kangundu is ever reading this post, you can go screw yourself. Your name sucks, and you sound despo. Get lost.

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